My most racist, homophobic cousin is a recreational preacher - didn't go to divinity school but is part of a Christian group where everyone calls each other Brother (name) and give sermons. He believes women should not work outside the home. He is also super pro Israel because he believes Jews have to be in Israel for…

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One of my facebook friends, a high school classmate of mine, constantly posts conflicting statuses that are anti-abortion AND anti-social assistance, thereby driving me crazy. I always want to engage with her on the issue, but I know that's unproductive, as she's also constantly posting stuff about hating drama…

I just got home from work. My fiance's drinking beer because Passover's over. He's watching The Voice. He's drunk and can't stop talking about Usher. "USHER! He's so smooth! HE'S. SO. SMOOTH. I would have sex with him. I would have SEX with Usher!"

I have been working since 8 am without a lunch break and my brain won't work anymore. =0( I am supposed to redact documents of HIPAA protected information and I am concerned that I will miss something because I am so brain-dead after already doing a full day's work

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So I've been at this show for like 4.5 hours. My friend is single and talking to a nice, cute, sweet, successful guy she met previously through a charity board. Our other friends left 45 minutes ago. She's engaged in conversation with the guy so I don't want to interrupt them (which is why I said I was alone) - I wait…

So, my fiance never says no to houseguests - as in we had 10 in the first month we lived together and 20 within the first 10 months (3 of them were mine - my parents and a high school friend, and that first 10? All of them were in town during a month that I had a trial and a motion for summary judgment due). He gets…

Uhm. So. I went out with the girls tonight and one of them ended up weirdly (seemingly) bailing for a while during our dancing time, so I called her to find out where she'd gone and make sure she was ok. My phone dialed my parents after I hung up, without my knowledge. My mom called me back and left me a voicemail. I…