There was a guy in college who was pretty obsessed with me, sending me emails musing if we'd missed our chance to be together forever , etc. I accepted a friend request from him several years later after I had been out drinking. He immediately started asking to come from Ohio to Chicago to visit me, sending these… » 12/19/14 7:27am Friday 7:27am

Jacob the bar mitzvah boy was funny in the first sketch to me because it is pretty accurate as far as awkward 13 year old Jewish boys. It may also be because Bayer is Jewish and grew up about 15 minutes from my husband, so I am pretty familiar with the Jewish community she is parodying. But I don't think it is funny… » 12/17/14 9:24am Wednesday 9:24am

My flight to visit my sister was late. I was in an airport bar when I logged into Facebook and saw that some woman I have never heard of posted photos from husband's holiday party. She works with him. Every photo she posted had him in it. » 12/13/14 12:22am 12/13/14 12:22am

The guy I lost my virginity to cried after we had sex, because much like Brooke Shields, his family was super religious. I later attended his wedding to one of my best childhood friends and barely restrained myself from giving a toast congratulating him on what was sure to be his first tears-free sexual experience… » 12/11/14 5:34pm 12/11/14 5:34pm

my bestie is a pro domme and she once gifted me an apartment cleaning by one of her subs who likes cleaning and serving women. She brought over brunch and I made sure the curtains were wide open so the neighbors could see him in his maid outfit, just like he likes. » 12/11/14 4:09pm 12/11/14 4:09pm

My friend dated a male cop who was a feminist dude who fought hard to get his department to change the way they handled crimes against women - not just DV and sexual assault, but also even burglaries and the like. He found that his fellow officers did not trust women's own accounts and treated then dismissively when… » 12/11/14 2:22pm 12/11/14 2:22pm

A friend of mine is a guidance counselor at a school and runs a similar program. I took 2 kids this year, a brother and a sister, and the little girl really wants some Taylor Swift lotion. However, it is impossible to find in stores. I have been to four different stores and nothing! So I just ordered it last minute… » 12/11/14 11:15am 12/11/14 11:15am